Skin as strong as bacon??

Emma was ill the other day... :(  So Jack had nothing to do. Guess what!! He came and hung out with me and my boyfriend Billy. I have to say it was very... Interesting...
So Jack came walking over and the first thing he said to me was not 'Hi' or 'How are you?'. No it was 'You have a very nice slab of meat here' as you can tell I had no idea what he was on about and so I replied with 'What meat? I'm a pescetarian' for those of you who don't know a pescatarian is it is a person who eats fish but not meat. What I failed to grasp is that Jack was talking about Billy!! He was referring to Billy as a slab of meat!! Well... It's not the most flattering description but okay...
Then to my surprise Jack started stroking Billy's skin. As you can imagine I stood there with a very confused look on my face and Billy looked quite scared. This is when Jack came out with 'Billy, you have skin as strong as bacon!'. Well after he said that we were in floods of laughter.
In a way I hope Emma is ill more often. It was so funny hanging out with Jack.

That's all for now,
From Jemma

Stalker Stephan

I think there is someone in the house!
Don't worry it's only Stalker Stephan.

So Jemma have a stalker. Yes you heard me right. Stalker Stephan. He follows them everywhere but the ironic thing is only when they are together. Which is just about all the time. He says the strangest things as well and they are never even relevant. The other day we asked him why he always hung out with us and he said it was because we were his friends. Poor lonely Stalker Stephan... WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. YOU STALK US!! He just doesn't understand he is not wanted. Jemma are thinking of getting a restraining order. I think it's a good idea.

That's it for now,
From Jemma

Isolation!? I THINK NOT!!

So today Emma and Jack got an 'Isolation' together. It started when Stalker Stephan would not stop following them around and they were getting sick of it. So they ran off. Later Stalker Stephan found them againso Jack told him that him and Emma had got an isolation for kissing -lol- and so they walked off to their isolation room by science. So me and Fay are sat together with Jack, Jay and Steph when Stalker Stephan comes running over yelling 'Jack and Emma got an ISO for kissing!!'. As you can tell me and Fay did not act very fondly to this. We spent about fifteen minutes just sat there descussing how we sould go stand outside isolation and just kiss to get a point across. We also spent that fifteeen minutes looking through our planners to find out if you were allowed to get an isolation for kissing and all we could find to do with kissing was sexual harrassment. That however was all we could find. That was when Stalker Stephan announced t6hat we should go to isolation and wait for them to come out. So we all stood up and started to follow Stalker Stephan towards science. Untill I spoke up and said 'Isolation isn't in science, it's in  the hall going towards english'. So we set off to find Jack and Emma. Eventually me and Ben found them huddled together in a corner by some locketrs in science -awwww-.

It turns out the never even got isolation -haha- they just wanted to get rid of Stalker Stephan. I don't blame them!

Thats all for now,
More from Jemma soon
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JEMMA!!

Hi guys,

One of my best friends Emma and her boyfriend Jack are so cute!! So me and my friend Fay have decidsed to make blogs on them. Awwww how cute. They are the new Jack and Sally!!