Skin as strong as bacon??

Emma was ill the other day... :(  So Jack had nothing to do. Guess what!! He came and hung out with me and my boyfriend Billy. I have to say it was very... Interesting...
So Jack came walking over and the first thing he said to me was not 'Hi' or 'How are you?'. No it was 'You have a very nice slab of meat here' as you can tell I had no idea what he was on about and so I replied with 'What meat? I'm a pescetarian' for those of you who don't know a pescatarian is it is a person who eats fish but not meat. What I failed to grasp is that Jack was talking about Billy!! He was referring to Billy as a slab of meat!! Well... It's not the most flattering description but okay...
Then to my surprise Jack started stroking Billy's skin. As you can imagine I stood there with a very confused look on my face and Billy looked quite scared. This is when Jack came out with 'Billy, you have skin as strong as bacon!'. Well after he said that we were in floods of laughter.
In a way I hope Emma is ill more often. It was so funny hanging out with Jack.

That's all for now,
From Jemma

Stalker Stephan

I think there is someone in the house!
Don't worry it's only Stalker Stephan.

So Jemma have a stalker. Yes you heard me right. Stalker Stephan. He follows them everywhere but the ironic thing is only when they are together. Which is just about all the time. He says the strangest things as well and they are never even relevant. The other day we asked him why he always hung out with us and he said it was because we were his friends. Poor lonely Stalker Stephan... WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. YOU STALK US!! He just doesn't understand he is not wanted. Jemma are thinking of getting a restraining order. I think it's a good idea.

That's it for now,
From Jemma